Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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