he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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