Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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