I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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