i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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