He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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