The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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