i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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