he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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