someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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