i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I need water and some morals
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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