People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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