And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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