Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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