If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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