i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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