What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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