I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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