we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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