also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So many bounce houses so little time
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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