I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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