Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
They have beer where we have blood.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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