Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Two words: blizzard sex
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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