Even the bartender felt bad for me
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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