Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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