If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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