I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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