So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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