North Korea, Best Korea!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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