he shaved USA in his pubs
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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