Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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