He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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