I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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