Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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