I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
someone owes me an orgasm
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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