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what?
penguin condom
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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