Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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