Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
organizing the empties. That sober.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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