It's just like the Real World with babies
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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