I wannas sexs uuuuu
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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