You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
