You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
