Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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