And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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