She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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