Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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