She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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