May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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