Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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