Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
A+ Viking dick
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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