So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The power of my boobs compel you
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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